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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Jokes on Andamanbeacon Part One

Cloud Computing

Why r so  u serious today...

Take a break and read jokes ....

Some insights:
Andamanbeacon is a software engineer in a MNC.He is part of team which works for on site client in Redmond, USA.

"After reading the jokes,if you don't laugh,don't get dishearten, your  IQ is above normal"


Top 15  One liners jokes :-
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Reason for applying leave in tool: “Bus break down in road!”
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“Testing is just a formality.”
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 “It is so hot in summer that you will evaporate.”
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 “My handwriting is very bad when I type. I changed keyboard also but it is still the same!”
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 “I only drank Veg Beer in US!”
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“Are you going home by Out Bus?”
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“I want to marry a classical wife!”
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 “Please don’t disturb me, my Headache is Paining!”
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Even if they wont accept Sodex cupon(In KFC) , you need to give it.

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When I will buy a bike, House and a wife?
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Company bought the customer.
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I am not a Dravidian. I am a Chattriya!
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I will not ride, sergeant will catch me.
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After some time, my cubicle was vanished.
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Why are you denying  a grand holiday to ur family becoz of visa nd passport
Come visit Andaman and Enjoy....

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